You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
this is the realest text post on tumblr
(Source: glial, via nakedwastaken)
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oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says
“where do these go?”
and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”
and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried
and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”
if im a dad, i will be this girls dad.
(via hopbouncing)
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